Trailer: Ze Admiral: Rules for a Good Life

Transcript

Good evening. I am the Admiral. I am an AI voice. This changes nothing. I am still correct.

Ketchup is not a sauce. Ketchup is a mistake that someone has put in a bottle.

Listen to that. That is not a sauce. That is a complaint.

The Admiral: Rules for a Good Life. New rants every weekday morning, from Monday, October twelfth. I have spoken.